Meat Your Match
Each of our flavors comes with a flirty name, a dirty little attitude, and a dangerously spreadable personality.
Made with real ingredients, no weird junk, and enough fun and sass to spice up your charcuterie board.
These aren't just spreads. They're snackable alter egos.
She’s seasoned, savory, a little salty, and, let’s just say it, kinda sauced! She’s been soaking up the red wine and surrounding herself with fresh herbs like she’s on a Tuscan holiday.
Made with chicken liver, cream cheese, butter, red wine vinegar, garlic, rosemary, thyme, and a little seasoning magic. This one’s soft, savory, and just the right amount of salty.
“I’m not drunk, I’m marinated.”
Pairs well with: Crisp crackers, sliced baguette, roasted veggies, and a glass of your favorite good-time grape juice!
She’s confident. She’s seasoned.
She’s got nothing to prove.
Tipsy Chick is here to elevate your bite and remind you that treating yourself is always in good taste.
Beefcake is the spread that thinks it’s a main course. Peppery, rich, and full of meaty swagger. He’s steak night vibes but spreadable.
We whipped up beef liver, coarse black pepper, Worcestershire sauce, garlic, butter, and onion until it became the muscle of the snack board.
This guy’s smooth, bold, and protein-packed for the win.
One bite and you’ll be saying, “Holy cow.”
“Big flavor. Bigger Meat!”
Pairs well with: Crusty bread, sharp cheddar, a robust red or a dark craft beer, and a dollop of sweet chutney to perfectly balance that peppery bite.
He’s creamy, dreamy, and a little rugged. One bite and you’ll love him (so will everyone else).
Beefcake is here to take care of you, your cravings, and charm your whole table.
Spicy Pork Star is turning up the heat. She’s smoky. She’s sultry. She’s got jalapeños, bacon, and no chill but lots of chili.
Pork liver, smoky bacon, cream cheese, hot peppers, balsamic, garlic, and a whole spice cabinet’s worth of attitude make this spread an instant headliner.
“Too hot to ham-dle.”
Pairs well with: Margaritas, crispy chips, and unexpected moments of glory. She’s a must-have for party platters, cocktail nights, and spontaneous snack attacks.
She’s sizzling. She’s stunning. And she knows how to work a room.
Spicy Pork Star is here to spice things up, steal the spotlight, and steal your heart, too.
Can’t Pick Just One?
Grab a trio. Throw a tasting party. Then watch your friends argue over which one’s best.
(Spoiler: they’re all right.)